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A bloody first time with a virtual stranger. The inadvertent taking of virginity. Each is as cheery as it is awkward. The following responses have been lightly edited. Subjects' names have been changed.follow
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Like many young ladies, I went off to college a little more demure than some of my friends. I had boyfriends in high school, but I had never looked a penis directly in the face. It was harder to meet people in college, though, so when I went home for winter break freshman year, I decided just to get it over with and lose my virginity to a guy there — preferably a boy I never had to see or talk to again, which would be a relief to me. Late one night I got a text from Jack, a guy I had worked with at my shitty retail job the previous summer.
We would flirt all the time, but had never seen each other socially, or at all outside work for that matter. We made plans to meet up later that night. He picked me up and tossed me onto his bed, which I found to be hot, and tried to suck various pieces of flesh from my body, which I found to be aggressively un-hot. He pulled down not off my panties and shoved his whiskey-dick into and around my vagina.
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I wasn't sure he was doing it correctly, having had no point of comparison, but it didn't matter -- less than two minutes later, it was over. I went into the bathroom and peed, and saw, to my horror, a toilet bowl and a piece of toilet paper that couldn't keep a secret. It was like I'd gotten my period, but I knew I wasn't due for another couple weeks.
I came out of the bathroom mortified and apologized for having bled on him. He said, "Oh, that's OK, I fell down a lot as a kid and I've gotten really good at getting blood out of my clothes. There was this guy, Adam, that I was friends with since I was In college, we stopped talking, but one year, after I had just broken up with my boyfriend, Adam texted me to see if I was in town. I was incredibly depressed about the breakup and figured having sex with someone would make me feel better. I asked Adam if he wanted to meet up and he said yes.
We smoked pot and had terrible conversation-- not like we usually had. We got along great before I decided to be gross. Anyway, I asked him if he wanted to have sex while he was talking about his dad having a stroke. It was a pretty bad time to ask that, but I was totally and blindly selfish at that moment. He said that he'd been waiting for this moment since he was 14 so he was definitely down.
He was really into being told what to do so I ordered him to go down on me. I also ordered him to turn out the lights and keep his clothes on so I could maybe imagine him as anyone other than Adam. When he went down on me it felt creepy. He said, "You have a lot of hair Laura. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, there's just A lot of it. One time in college, during winter break, I met a guy on Grindr who I learned was my former AP European history teacher's son. He was just a year younger, but I never saw him in high school, only heard her talk about him and never gave a thought to the fact that he may attend the same school.
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She had also never mentioned he was gay. Anyway, my parents were at home I don't think I could ever sneak anyone into their house, especially since I feel like a guest there now , so we decided to have sex in his car. When he picked me up, the only place I could think of to park was the parking lot of the country club I used to work at in high school. I definitely remember there was snow on the ground and the windows fogged up, "Titanic"-style. I decided to see my high school boyfriend for the first time in five years when we were both home for the holidays.
I had heard he was having major mental health problems, and I felt like I should check in. We had lost our virginity to each other when we were 16, so I figured it would be nice to see him even though we hadn't spoken since before we left for college. I had long since moved on.
I had a few boyfriends while I was in school, and by the time I saw my ex, I had recently fallen in for-real grown-up love. When we met for drinks, I saw that his hair had begun to fall out, and the whispy bits that remained were hot pink. He seemed mostly the same, though. We talked, and it was good; I told him about my problems and he told me about his.
Then the conversation got very frank, and we began talking about sex and how much we had learned about it from one another -- which was also good, I thought. But then I offered my ex a ride to his car when we were leaving, and of course things got weird. He asked me if I was still attracted to him, despite the fact that I had told him I was seeing someone else.
I dodged the question and he called me on it. Then he asked if we could have sex in the backseat of my car, which was actually my sister's car.
I said, "That would feel like digression. I can't do that again. The H had a long term live in girlfriend through out college. He later keeps comparing the ex girlfriend with the h throughout the book.
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What irks me even more is that the gf is a good friend of the h and that breaks the girlfriend code. At the end, the gf tells the h they can compare notes on the H. He hogs the covers, etc In this, the fourth in the Buttermilk Falls series, the magic involves Adam, the newest matchmaker, Bethany, who's had a crush on him forever, and a magic wedding dress.
This series is a fun, light read with just the right touch of romance and magic. One person found this helpful. I devoured all the books in this series over the weekend. Great characters, quaint setting, lots of romance and a dash of mystery and magic. I knew Adam's story would be something special. This exceeded my expectation for him and Bethany. Its really a sweet series. The books in this series are well-written and keep you wanting more. It's like the frosting on the cake and deliciously want more and more you read! I can't wait for the next book! This book felt like a faster read than the ones previous.
It was also less magic heavy than the book right before this one, and more on par with the first two in the series. I liked that a new main character was introduced and helped to carry the story along. I wish a little bit more time was spent showing how the new character became part of the inner circle of the already established characters. Overall this was a cute read, another hallmarkesk feel.
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